- Why NEWTON was shocked when he saw a Beautiful Girl nude????
Ans : He found something in himself going against his own "Law of Gravity" !!!
. - Kid asks Dad : How baby comes into world ?
Dad : In dark moon light an Angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in Mom's lap....
Kid : U mean sex is useless..... !!!
. - Santa at his wedding night opened the ghunghat (coverd face) and
Gave Rs 500/- for Moh Dikhayee (face seeing gift) .. Wife : Aap mere pathi ho isliye le leti hoon... verna mai Rs 2000/- se kam nahee lethi
Santa : ?????
. - A sex expert was asked ... Is rape possible while running?
He replied ... No chance...!! Woman can run faster with
her skirt up than man with his pant down... Can you do?
. - Teater asks a Girl to draw female Reproductive Organ...
She was shy and looking down...
Boy shouts : Miss... She is copying.." !!!!
. - Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. . - ------) ' (------
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----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
. - Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side . - Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
. - Which Part... of a man's body --------- has no bone --- full of veins ----------- loves pumping ----- and responsible 4 ---- making LOVE! ------
ANSWER: ------ HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
